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How Your Average Whovian Views The Doctors (a parody. There may be some slight exaggeration)

One

  • Classic Whovian: OMG HE WAS SO ADORABLE AND FUN. ONE/CAMECA FOREVER. HMM, HMM? IAN AND BARBARA WERE A COUPLE OKAY AND THEY WERE SO CUTE AND TAUGHT ONE ABOUT HUMANITY AND THE ROMANS IS THE BEST AND THE AZTECS TOO AND HISTORICALS AND SDJIOJSADKLSD
  • New Whovian: Oh he’s that old one. Eww.

Two

  • Classic Whovian: TWO IS SO FUN AND JAMIE AND ZOE AND TWO/JAMIE OMG. LIKE ALL THE DOCTOR’S LIST HIM AS THEIR DOCTOR OMGOMGOMGOMGH
  • New Whovian: Who?

Three

  • Classic Whovian: Badass action hero. Venusian Aikidō - Oh yeah. UNIT AND JO GRANT’S ENDING MADE ME CRY SO MUCH. UNIT WAS ALL SLEEPING TOGETHER OKAY. THE BRIGADIEEEEERRRRRRRR
  • New Whovian: Umm, he was that colour one, right? He was old…

Four

  • Classic Whovian: PERSONALLY I like the Hinchcliffe era best, but the John Nathan Turner era and the Graham Williams era both have their fine points… Also, FOUR/SJS/HARRY FOREVER. AND THAT CREEPY/ADORABLE/SEXY SMILE
  • New Whovian: JELLY BABIES AND SCARVES

Five

  • Classic Whovian: HE HAS THE CUTEST SMILE AND ADRIC’S DEATH WAS SO SAD EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A TWERP AND FIVE HAS THE BEST REGENERATION EPISODE AND HE’S A PUPPY OKAY
  • New Whovian: Decorative Vegetable lolz

Six

  • Classic Whovian: HE’S AWESOME AND EVERYONE IS MEAN TO HIM FOR SOME REASON. Peri/Six bickering is GREAT OKAY. Revelation MAKES ME SO AFRAID. MICHAEL GRADE SHOULD DIE IN A HOLE.
  • New Whovian: He’s the one that no one likes. I hate him too for no reason. Eww. Terrible Doctor.

Seven

  • Classic Whovian: Let’s just forget about his portrayal in Time and the Rani, mmk? He’s a Chessmaster! And fights Gods! And he and the Brig hung out with Bessie! ACEEEEEEEE MCSHANEEEEEEE.
  • New Whovian: The last one. Radagast, I guess.

Eight

  • Classic Whovian: WHO… AM… IIIIIII?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?! ADVENTURE AND CHARLIE AND AWESOME AND FUN AND ADVENTURE AMONGST THE STARS.
  • New Whovian: OMG HE WAS SO SAD IN THE TIME WAR

Nine

  • Classic Whovian: What is this romance stuff? Haven’t seen that before, really =/. Pretty good Doctor, but I wish he wasn’t so sad randomly.
  • New Whovian: SKIPPING NINE IS A CARDINAL SIN. ROSE TYLER OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMOGMOOGOGMOGMKOGMOGOMGMOGMOOMGMOGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGMOGOMOGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGOMGMOOGMMOGOMGMOOMGOMGMOMOGOMGMOGMOGMOGMOMOGMOGMOOGOGOMG

Ten

  • Classic Whovian: HMMMMMM. Too much cheese, too much Rose, too much moping.
  • New Whovian: ROSE/TEN OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMOGMOOGOGMOGMKOGMOGOMGMOGMOOMGMOGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGMOGOMOGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGOMGMOOGMMOGOMGMOOMGOMGMOMOGOMGMOGMOGMOGMOMOGMOGMOOGOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMOGMOOGOGMOGMKOGMOGOMGMOGMOOMGMOGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGMOGOMOGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGOMGMOOGMMOGOMGMOOMGOMGMOMOGOMGMOGMOGMOGMOMOGMOGMOOGOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOOGMOGMOOGOGMOGMKOGMOGOMGMOGMOOMGMOGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMGMGOGMOGMGOGMOGMGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGMOGOMOGOMGMOGMOMOGMOGOMGMOOGMMOGOMGMOOMGOMGMOMOGOMGMOGMOGMOGMOMOGMOGMOOGOGOMG

Eleven

  • Classic Whovian: Now this is more like it! Not sure about the catch phrases, but hey!
  • New Whovian: OMG HE NEVER MENTIONS ROSE AND IS NOT DAVID TENNANT. UNFOLLOWED. BRING TEN BACK PLZ.

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  1. brown-eyed-sherlock-holmesdimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    Certainly describes the average Whovian BUT I’m a Whovian and… I like all Doctor Who and don’t “squee” or “OMG”. Me =...
  2. cherishriveradimensionsintimeからリブログしました
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  4. andrewhickeywriterdimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    I don’t think I’ve ever said “squee” or “shipped” anyone, but in essence this is still more or less true.
  5. thesimiandimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    This is me. Precisely and exactly and wonderfully. (The Classic Who fan, obviously.)
  6. keraaminenkettudimensionsintimeからリブログしました
  7. donotlookatthedogparkcrankthatbrigadierからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    idk my dad is an ancient classic whovian and he really liked ten and dislikes eleven but otherwise yeah p much
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  10. ticklishaobagaywizardjamesmccrimmonからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    wow this is so spot on.
  11. thisiswhatisheredimensionsintimeからリブログしました
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  17. eruvadhrildimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    Classic Whovian description of Ten is entirely accurate.
  18. akittenatemycouscousdimensionsintimeからリブログしました
  19. whenyousayrunのコメント: Dunno about the new who stuff since I don’t follow the tag, but the classic one seems pretty accurate to me.
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  22. whimsicalspecksdimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    YEP
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  26. inquisitorpsyduckdimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    not sure ALL Classicals have those views or News have those views either. (but I have seen them)
  27. spydurwebbdimensionsintimeからリブログして、コメントを追加しました:
    TRUTH!!!!